went for a short holiday wit ma parents. to Kuantan. i'll try to make it short aite...
Day 1:
At least 4 hours of drive to Kuantan. had our lunch at dis 'Bangkok' restaurant which had dis unpleasant smell but d food was delish enuff.*yumyum* checked in HYATT Hotel & stayed in till nite cuz we were damn exhausted.
"If u have a pimple, put ur BOOGER on it & it'll disappear. It works."
Day 2:
went to d Beach. den off for lunch at Kenny Rogers- d chicken sucks.felt lyk puking.*bluekkk* shopping at not so-MegaMall.very d 'obit' & i juz bought 1 pathetic t-shirt. had light dinner at A&W-their Hotdog & Rootbeer sucks big tyme la oiy!
"Papa is into watching Alvin & the Chipmunks."
Day 3:
off to Terengganu-3 hours of driving up North. went to NOOR ARFA BatikBoutique. had lunch at Prima*sumtin* Hotel. went sight-seeing on d road. headed to Pasar Payang-whr people luk at u lyk dey wanna eat u. otw back to Hotel,had 'ikan bakar' for dinner.*burp*
Conversation in Malay, Mama: Father wear helmet. Mother wear helmet but toddler not wearing helmet. If accident how?
Papa: Then Father will pass his helmet to the toddler.
Me: By the tyme it's too late, Pa.
contribution to Air pollution.Nasi Lemak.The Crystal Mosque.Cow-Bulls tyin to cross d road.Ikan Bakar.Kitty wanted sum of ma food-respectively.
Day 4:
swimming at hotel pool in d morning.check out from d hotel.met Mrs Monkey at d carpark-scary sia oiy! went to Nursery den off to lunch at Secret Recipe. went to collect Mama's bracelet at dis Uncle's shop.
Conversation in Malay, Uncle: Come i teach u how to open a Gold shop business.
Me: *smurks*
Uncle: u be ma IN-LAW ok. i have 2 sons. 25 & 29. Both English educated. dey have d height. bla...bla...bla...
Me & Mama: *smile* luking at each other.
can u see ma head? dead babybird from inside d pool. dats Mrs. Monkey.
THE END.
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screw ignorant-snobbish sluts cause they only wear Thongs.
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